Tag Archives: beer

Pennsylvania

One of my favorite quotes in a movie ever is, “Pennsylvania?!” asked in total disgust by Parker Posey’s spoiled-brat character in House of Yes when she finds out where Tori Spelling’s character (Posey’s twin brother’s new fiance) is from. “I don’t even know anyone who’s been to Pennsylvania much been from Pennsylvania.” Thank you Parker

Here’s To Us: One Year of Medical School Down

I’m popping the top on the last does-it-count-as-drinking-alone-if-Lucy-is-sitting-in-my-lap beer of the first year of medical school with the sweet song of Bob crying in the background and Nola’s feet running down the hall I’m sure to lay the groundwork for her defense – man that girl is going to make a damn good lawyer someday.

10 Years

When I was 12 I was sure I was going to marry Joey McIntyre. One day 9 years later, I went to work my Sunday evening shift at Tapwerks straight from coaching my brother’s Special Olympics swim team practice. I explained to a coworker who made fun of my wet hair where I’d been. Oh

Dear Nola, I’m Sorry About The Genes

Dear Nola, You will probably never be the tallest person in your class. Let’s just get that out there now. And you may never be 5’3″. I just want to let you know that so that you don’t, like your mother, make that a goal in life only to come up short – literally. Dear