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Oh Sister: The Outtakes

One of the funniest parts about the whole needing someone to go to breastfeeding class in case my sister is too overwhelmed to remember anything the day of delivery (besides that) was my Mom. Apparently Erin did not know that she was a formula baby. We all were. My Mom cut her baby feeding teeth

Endurance Sports Cause Brain Damage

I went on my first long run of marathon 2012 training yesterday. I hadn’t thought there would be a marathon 2012 but then I realized that if the Mayans are right, I’d like to go out with a better marathon time than what I was able to accomplish in my last attempt. Last May 1

If the Mayans Are Right: December 22, 2011

I have to start this off by saying that I’ve made if-the-Mayans-are-right jokes for a long time. I think it is hilarious. For example, I’ve lived in Oklahoma for like 6 years now, but I won’t go get my license because my Colorado one doesn’t expire until 2014 and I’m not spending any time in

Here’s To Us: One Year of Medical School Down

I’m popping the top on the last does-it-count-as-drinking-alone-if-Lucy-is-sitting-in-my-lap beer of the first year of medical school with the sweet song of Bob crying in the background and Nola’s feet running down the hall I’m sure to lay the groundwork for her defense – man that girl is going to make a damn good lawyer someday.

Graceland, New Orleans and Spare Keys

When I was 12 I had the Use Your Illusion CD. I loved Guns ‘N Roses. I really loved Axl. He was everything a preteen with surging hormones needed to keep an active imagination busy. But when my mom gave a listen to it, the CD found its way to the top shelf of her

The craziest thing I’ve ever done, By Lindsey Johnson

In our house growing up there were two mottos: “Oh, don’t be a weenie.” and “People die that way.” So we of course developed a healthy yet conflicted appetite for adventure. I have cliff jumped. I have scuba dove. I have been drug across lakes by a boat going 50 miles an hour strapped to